Details are slim, but it sounds like Paris, who was very clearly supposed to appear in court this morning in person, is actually going to be allowed to report via telephone. The City...

In another big fuck-you to the justice system and to all the people in the world who make a normal income, X17 reports that Paris Hilton was planning a party for Friday night. She’d...

The LA City Attorney released this statement today: “Today I was extremely troubled to learn that the Sheriff’s Department has decided to release Ms. Hilton from custody just...

You can read the full petition from the LA City Attorney’s office here. Here are the key points: 1) Paris is earning credit against her 45 days every day she is under electronic...

I’ve been sad today — a little bit angry, really — and I didn’t really understand why until I heard that Paris Hilton might actually have to go back to jail, and...

TMZ is reporting this morning that Paris has been freed after only three days in the clink. TMZ.com quoted what it called “unimpeachable sources” saying Hilton left the Century...

Our pals over at TMZ have taken it upon themselves to acquire a variety of “sources” over at Lynwood, and mostly I just wish I’d been in the room for the brainstorming...

You gotta admit, that’s a pretty good likeness from the people at Madame Tussauds. I think one thing that helps them is that Paris always has the same annoying smirk, whether for a...

Heh. I wish we’d thought to do this first.