The elder Hilton talks briefly to the cameras about her visit with Paris in the slammer.
I like how at the very beginning she’s like, “Ah, young Hollywood,” like the mere fact that she’s aging prevents her from acting with the exact same immaturity time... Apparently Paris Hilton’s “mystery” illness is … drum roll … ADD.
ADD?
AD fucking D???
Attention. Deficit. Disorder.
That was the serious medical issue that... Paris Hilton’s publicist hit the town in LA this weekend with a bevy of … um …
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
I’ve enlarged... From People:
Paris Hilton made a phone call to the View host (BaBwa Walters) on Sunday to talk about her state of mind, ABC News reports.
See, I saw the crying face and my heart melted. If... Today, “Paris Hilton” issued the following statement. I am certain that Paris Hilton had absolutely nothing to do with this statement, as a) it is spelled correctly and b) Paris... Perez ran this unflattering image tonight of Sheriff Lee Baca, Paris Hilton’s would-be savior.
Additionally, he ran the quote from Rocky Delgadillo, stating that “justice was... This is pretty funny. News conference on MSNBC right now… a few of the high notes:
According to The Sheriff:
Paris should be out of custody, and any other person charged with her crimes would be out on... A friend of Paris Hilton tells E! Online’s Planet Gossip Show cohost Tina Dirmann that the heiress considers herself claustrophobic and says her fear of enclosed spaces often throws... I’m angry I didn’t think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ’s blog believes that Paris’s “medical condition” (she was seen shaking... Not only is Paris back in jail, but also she is quite unhappy about it. This is a very different Paris than the girl on MTV’s red carpet who said she wanted to serve out her sentence...
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