Grrr. I really thought you were better than this, Adrian Grenier. The man I thought I loved is totally dating Paris Hilton. They went to the movies yesterday. I hate this. Go back to...
Okay, okay. Uncle. I had no plans to watch or care about Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, which is currently slated to feature boring D-listers Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan... Britney’s former “cousistant” was spotted partying with arch-nemesis Paris Hilton at her Malibu beach house this weekend.
How is this girl famous?
Oh, yeah.
We made her... Alas, another one of my boyfriends has gone over to the dark side.
Paris Hilton’s flavor du jour is obviously Adrien Grenier.
He picked her up from her house last night and took her... We’ve seen a very different Paris Hilton this past month. The starlet has stayed away from Hyde, Area and Les Deux, and has instead popped up at events to support green vehicles... That’s not a joint, people. It’s a very small tampon. That she has in her mouth. On fire. Because smoking tiny tampons is so hot right now.
Sigh.
At her Malibu beach house... Our budding Humanitarian of the Year showed up at yet another charity function: Helio’s Summer Celebration, benefiting Heal the Bay. HTB is a “nonprofit environmental... Rumors spread earlier this week that Paris Hilton’s grandfather, Barron Hilton, had taken the heiress out of his will after her recent jail stay, having finally had enough of her... Paris Hilton’s making a comeback, baby, and the wonky eye is coming along for the ride!
The wonky eye has been in hiding recently — it was probably really traumatized by the... Because, you know, when it was just one sex tape and one DUI, it was kind of funny to leave these two alone with small children and farm animals. But now we’re dealing with multiple... From the big house to the big screen, Paris Hilton’s lined up yet another movie role.
Hilton will star in 2008’s Repo! The Genetic Musical, which appears to a be a futuristic... This guy must have one hell of a personality, because he’s totally fug, he’s not exactly packing (unless you count his balls — you could pack for a week-long vacation in...
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