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Paris Hilton’s still tearin’ up Korea. She looks exhausted at this press conference. Partying or jet lag? It’s anyone’s guess. Hey, at least she showed up. Gotta...

According to the admittedly questionable sources over at the Daily Star, Paris Hilton wants to help the drunken elephants in India. She was very sad to hear that 40 drunken elephants ran...

Even in Korea, Paris Hilton’s picture ends up on WireImage. We’ll never be rid of her.

Check out this video footage of Paris Hilton demanding her sex video be removed from the shelves of an LA adult store. Honestly, Paris, aren’t you like 5 years too late to start...

Paris hosts at “A Very Sexy Halloween” at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas. Oh, Paris, you only wish you were actually jailbait. You’re old, dear.

Even though this year’s brief foray into humanitarianism was postponed, Paris still hopes to go to Rwanda, hopefully in the next year. “We were supposed to be going in November...

Oh, what’s that you say? She went as a sailor and Alice in Wonderland? Oh. Maybe she’ll break out that costume one of these days.

Proceeds from the sales of another totally unnecessary celebrity perfume will go to the Los Angeles Unified School District, to be directed toward the development of free after-school...