Paris did a little press conference tonight for her new reality show, My New BFF, where I guess she’ll be on the hunt for young women who want to be her friend because they care about...
Why, it’s Paris!
Well-played, my dear. Paris and Benji hit up LA Fashion Week events after spending the day together at a spa in WeHo.
Seriously?
He looks like a Blues Brother.
You know Paris is not having sex with him... Here’s our gal Paris, getting all half-naked for 944, while pointing out all the respectable things she does with her life.
“It makes me angry because people don’t know... “Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our... So, per usual, I’m having an awful day. When I feel like I’ve finally lived through the worst of the awful days, it seems I learn there’s an even worse one on the horizon... Okay you know in that Tori Amos song Cornflake Girl where she’s all like “This is not really, this, this, this is not really happeniiiiiing. You bet your life it is!”... Oh, God, this is so wonderful!
Paris Hilton is getting yet another reality TV show.
“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells... Paris is out and about with Simon Rex again, this time at Goa, where she was slipping nipples left and right and smoking what may or may not be a joint.
Oh, Paris.
Aren’t you... Word on the street is that Paris is back to sucking face with the newly divorced Travis Barker.
Now spies say Hilton, wearing a wig, met up with Barker on Wednesday at the Jet nightclub... Paris Hilton celebrates her 27th birthday by demonstrating the maturity it’s been such a joy to watch her grow into.
And I know I’ve been MIA lately, guys. I know posts... Simon Rex leaves Villa Lounge with new flame Paris Hilton in tow.
This is such a publicity stunt.
Paris Hilton
Who’s That on Your Shirt, Paris?
Yup. This Is Still Happening.
Paris Hilton Takes Her Clothes Off for 944 Magazine
Quotables
I Needed a Good Laugh
OMG
Pick Me! Pick Me!
Paris Slips a Nip, No One Cares
Paris and Travis Barker: Oh, God, Not This Again
Well This Is Age-Appropriate
Well Look Who’s Back on Our Radar