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Paris Hilton

Your Daily Paris

Good Christian girl Paris Hilton may have ditched the extensions, but she’s back to sporting the bright blue contacts, as she hits the town in London once again with future baby-daddy...

Your Daily Paris

She’s in London this time. Here she is leaving her hotel with Benji Madden. I cannot believe they are continuing this charade. How is Paris not bored of this yet? And her extensions...

Paris ‘Round the World

Here’s Paris at something called the Cosmoprof Fair in Bologna, Italy. It’s so great that she has her name written all over everything she’s wearing. Otherwise it’s...

We Don’t Have the Video Yet …

But until we get it, here are the pictures of Paris Hilton falling flat on her face in Prague. The way the incident was talked about, I was envisioning her being chased by swarms of...

Three Cheers for Prague!

A million thanks to the Czech Republic, where Paris Hilton visited while tagging along with Benji Madden on the Good Charlotte tour. Paris was sporting this scrape on her chin, after she...

In Case You Missed It

Here’s 10 minutes of your life you’re never going to get back. It’s Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey pageant. Around 5:30 she attempts to belly dance. It’s one...

Pizza Boy!!!!

I am sincerely proud to live in a society where there is no longer any such thing as fifteen minutes of fame. In today’s media culture, once you’re awarded the fifteen minutes...

The Dodo Bird Has Landed

Paris Hilton actually landed in South Africa today with Benji Madden and the rest of Good Charlotte. How long can this charade continue?

Paris Hilton Is Finally Going to Africa!

After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent. But not to help...

The Titty Competition Is ON!

Knowing her frenemy Nicole Richie would be sporting her huge post-pregnancy tits at the DCMA store opening in LA, Paris Hilton broke out her Super Ultra Power Bra to attend the same event...