Because if you look closely, you’ll see that the position of the light and the angle of her face align in just such a way that she appears to have a witch’s nose. Heh. At The...
Paris and Nicky Hilton paint the town pink on Sunday night in Malibu.
And I included the second photo because it really does look like a single one of Paris’s feet is like twice the... Here’s Paris and a bunch of 11-year-old girls at a private press event to promote Paris Hilton’s new hair extension product with Sally Beauty Supply. The product is called The... “This is actually the first summer where I didn’t just lounge around in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere … because it’s been non- stop work … When I was... Hey, remember how, after Paris Hilton got out of jail, she was all like “I will dedicate the rest of my life to helping those less fortunate than me” and we were all kind of... Is there anything Paris Hilton can’t do? (Don’t answer that. Don’t even try. You have other things that need to get done at some point today.)
This time, she’s... Oh, wait.
My boss is telling me that’s her boyfriend.
Weird. Ms. Hilton is being sued to the tune of $75,000 for failing to promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This, a film on which she was, technically, an executive producer.
Worldwide... The only question I have is: Why is this only just now happening?
I can’t believe that “Paris for President” shirts haven’t been around for ages.
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The Associated Press says she memorized all her lines for the spoof. In fairness, though, they also say... See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com
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I don’t think she quite meets the age requirement. Otherwise, I...Just In Case Your Day Wasn’t Pink Enough So Far
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