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Paris Hilton

I Like This Picture of Paris Hilton

Because if you look closely, you’ll see that the position of the light and the angle of her face align in just such a way that she appears to have a witch’s nose. Heh. At The...

Quotables

“This is actually the first summer where I didn’t just lounge around in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere … because it’s been non- stop work … When I was...

The Paris Hilton Superhero

Is there anything Paris Hilton can’t do? (Don’t answer that. Don’t even try. You have other things that need to get done at some point today.) This time, she’s...

Paris for President T-Shirts?

The only question I have is: Why is this only just now happening? I can’t believe that “Paris for President” shirts haven’t been around for ages. But better late...

Paris Hilton Is Running for President

See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die I don’t think she quite meets the age requirement. Otherwise, I...