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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton and Her Child Bride

At the premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera in Las Vegas. God, she is starting to look so much like her mother. And he? Is starting to look so much like her son.

Celebrities Voting: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton arrives at her polling place in Norwalk (?) with a security detail. What, the Secret Service wasn’t there with her? She is running for President, after all. I certainly...

Paris Hilton Not Loved For Her Mind?

Paris Hilton has declared that men have used her for sex and money.  Truly as shocking a revelation as Clay Aiken coming out of the closet or Kirstie Alley eating a hoagie.  In an...

Smarty-Pants Hilton

She’s back from London! And she’s shopping at a Borders! And carrying around a copy of The Economist! Oh, Paris. Thank God you’re home. You’ll get us out of this...

Your Daily Paris

Miz Hilton’s still in London, still out every night, and still posing for photographers. I actually think this is a cute look.

“Paris for President”

Okay, it’s actually good for a laugh, but, is it just me, or is that totally not her singing? I mean, as much as I hate to admit it, I listened to her album more than once, and I...

This Is Too Good to Be True

Starpulse magazine — the barometer of journalistic integrity — is reporting that Paris Hilton has booked a seat on Sir Richard Branson’s first Virgin spaceflight...

Your Daily Paris

Miss Hilton may be on extended stay in London, but that doesn’t mean you’re free of her. Here she is rocking the flapper chic look at the reopening of Movida nightclub in...

Caption This

Paris Hilton on the set of her new music video, “Paris for President.” The video will premiere on October 26th.

Oh Noes!

Prince William was spotted getting friendly with BOTH Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub last night. Apparently Xtina and Paris avoided each other like the plague...