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Paris Hilton

Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than...

Today in Genius

“It’s Gordon… Gordon Ramsay?” Paris Hilton in response to the question “Who is the Prime Minister of the UK?”  Yes, Paris, very good.  Gordon Ramsay, as PM of...

Is This a New Paris Hilton Track???

Take a listen to “Jailhouse Baby,” which is reportedly-maybe-possibly one of the tracks off Paris Hilton’s new album. God save us all. She can’t really be doing...

Quotables

“I’m in Australia, I think it’s important to help out, you know, the economy out here, everywhere in the world … And what’s wrong with doing a little shopping...

Boots FAIL

Oh, Paris. I don’t care whether you’re in Aspen or Los Angeles or Mt. Everest. You’re competing with Lindsay Lohan each and every day of your life, and it simply cannot be...