Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Bird brain, birds of a feather, bird flu-those just seem too obvious. I’m thinking something along the lines of...
Paris Hilton is wearing a large “D’ around her neck as she and fellow famewhore Douche Reinhardt parade their “true love” all over Hawaii.
We all know she’s... Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt spent yesterday frolicking around Maui sucking face and posing pretty for the cameras.
I’m sure this is true love.
Just like Paris’s love... So thank goodness her new boyfriend, Douche Reinhardt, got her a baby teacup Pomeranian for her 28th birthday, in addition to a bunch of other shit she’ll just end up dumping on the... What else would you call a man willing to risk what could be a fiery case of the herpes and Reverse Wonky-eye-itis* just to be marginally famous?
You can practically see Reinhardt... Awww, how sweet.
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, The Hills star Douche Doug Reinhardt, partied it up in WeHo last night, attending Whitney Port’s birthday party and then sucking face... Paris and her irrelevant boyfriend Doug Reinhardt showed up in LA at Teddy’s nightclub Saturday night. They made a point of hanging on each other and making out-all in front of... Paris should just move to Japan. They love her so much there. And they don’t watch The Hills, so they don’t know what a douche Doug Reinhardt is.
Paris spent the day tooling... So I just ran these photos of Paris Hilton landing at Narita Airport in Japan. A few minutes later, I came across the same set of photos from a different photo provider … and I swear... I’m not sure what’s going on in Tokyo this week, but both Paris Hilton and Kristen “Ungrateful Bitch” Stewart landed in Narita today.
Who looked better after the... You really didn’t think we’d make it through an entire New York Fashion Week without Paris Hilton showing up, did you? (Well, I was hoping.)
Paris showed up at Jill... Paris Hilton gets an inexplicable hug from Jesse McCartney on the red carpet for the Grammys.
Paris Hilton
Let’s Play a Fun Guessing Game
Their Love Is the Real Thing
What Paris Hilton Needs Is Another Fucking Dog
Famewhore Deluxe
Douches in Paradise!
Paris Hilton And Doug Reinhardt Reenact My Sophomore...
Tokyo ::Hearts:: Paris Hilton
Wait, WTF????
Japan: So Hot Right Now!
Paris Made It to Fashion Week!
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