Last night was the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party. Does anyone remember when cell phones were car phones that were permanently hardwired into your vehicle? Or when mobile phones...
“[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting. I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the... Did you know that Paris Hilton was a producer on a movie? Yeah, she didn’t either and now she’s being sued for eight million dollars for failing to do promotion of the film... Paris and Douche Reinhardt are having a lover’s getaway on some secret island where the paps can’t find them — but that didn’t stop me from tracking down some... Oh so sad. Brittany Flickinger, who won the first season of Paris Hilton’s stupid BFF show, was kissing random dudes outside Katsuya last night for the paparazzi. Someone must have... I often wonder if the people at RadarOnline are just nuts-because who really lives their life like this- but then I remember it’s Paris and read on. They are reporting that a huge... Paris Hilton, in her new set of ads for Guess by Marciano. (More pics from the shoot in the thumbnails.) Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt got straight to texting after they landed at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam today. Don’t worry, he took time out later on to hold her hands for the... I’ve publicly expressed my theory that Paris Hitlon is a “human” who is slowly but surely turning into a robot– further evidence of which can be found here and here... Paris Hilton sports some fancy duds for a photo shoot in LA. I was happy to see the Daily Paris posts go. And don’t worry, Klipper. Employing a sophisticated and secret mixture of voodoo, herbs and electro-shock therapy, I’m trying to... I read this story about Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton potentially having babies and it has left me with so many unanswered questions. When two douches reproduce, what are their babies...
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Paris Hilton Is Busier Than Barack Obama
Where in the World Is Paris Hilton?
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Doug Reinhardt Gets In Fistfight; Paris Dances On
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Love in the 21st Century!
Paris Hilton is a Robot
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I’d Like To Caption This: Man In Background...
Doug And Paris Talk About Procreating: This...