Oh you guys. It’s been a crappy day. It’s been a crappy week and a crappy couple of months. But, for a brief shining moment in time, my life is happy. Why, you ask? Because...
WTF? Where does the time go?
It seems like just yesterday Douche Reinhardt was running around town with Amanda Bynes, but in a recent interview with E! he talked about celebrating his... We have a nation of people ignorant enough to think the marriage of a same-sex couple will somehow hurt existing children, who applaud the terrorist murder of a man who performed a medical... Ummmm I think I speak for all of us when I say “WHERE THE HELL IS LINDSAY LOHAN???”
Pictures of the starlet have been exceedingly rare these days. It’s really, really... “I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.” That was Paris Hilton’s unintentionally ironic answer to E!’s question... In their continuing practice of being as offensive as possible, Paris and her boyfriend tried having sex in a bathroom this weekend which resulted in them getting kicked off a yacht.
It... And now comes the point in the evening where I take a break from playing Punch Out to look at pictures of celebrities in expensive, but not always beautiful clothing.
Several celebs turned... Paris Hilton has lost her mind Blackberry. According to Daily Mail, Paris spent last night stumbling around Cannes in search of the wayward phone. She told a DM reporter... Here’s Paris and Doug Reinhardt sucking face around Cannes. I was thinking of a caption something like “When two douches collide,” but I welcome suggestions. I’m sorry to start off your Monday Tuesday (it’s been a long weekend) morning in such a jarring fashion, but what was that huge, blinding atrocity seen on Paris... The director here is Adria Petty, Tom Petty’s daughter. She made a documentary about the “truth” behind the myth of Paris Hilton.
Personally, I’m bored by the... Don’t mess with rich people, yo!
Paris Hilton’s been spending an awful lot of time at the Hollywood Hills home of her new boyfriend, Douche Reinhardt. And it’s been a...
Paris Hilton
Paris and Douche Have Been Together for SIX MONTHS????
This Country Is Screwed
Your Daily … Paris?
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Can We All Just Agree That Paris Hilton Probably...
Caption These
What On God’s Green Earth Is This?
What the World Needs Now Is An Artsy Paris Hilton...
Doug’s Neighbors Want Paris Hilton OUT!