Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oprah

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Oprah Winfrey was in New York City yesterday lunching with her strictly platonic friend Gayle — owner of the kneecaps and furtive hand placement as seen in the background — and...

Oprah Destroys KFC

No, Oprah did not go into her local Kentucky Fried Chicken and rip tables and booths in half with her bare hands in a fit of extra tasty crispy fried chicken-craving rage… Although I...

The Spiteful Lars School for Spite

That would be an odd name for a school wouldn’t it? So what’s up with the “Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls”? The school Oprah built opened today at a cost...

The Spiteful Lars School for Spite

That would be an odd name for a school wouldn’t it? So what’s up with the “Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls”? The school Oprah built opened today at a cost...

50 Cent Pimp Slaps Oprah

Finally someone has put that whore Oprah in her place. No, only screwing with you, me and Oprah are tight. However, that’s not the case with her and 50 cent. According to the...

Isaiah Washington Speaks!

Did anyone catch Friday’s Oprah? I’m just now watching it on my TiVo (keep your jokes to yourself, assholes), and she’s interviewing the whole cast of Grey’s...

I Link We’re Alone Now

Rachel Weisz says it’s okay to drink while you’re pregnant. “Amen to that,” says Lindsay Lohan’s mom. [Cele|Bitchy] If there is, in fact, a way to get America...

Won’t You Stay for a Link?

Dude, Naomi, mellow out a little. Light up a joint, cut a line, just relax. Supermodel Campbell is arrested — again — for assault, this time for scratching up the face of her...

Weekend Round-Up

Burkegate trudges forward, with new revelations that Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has a history of violence and general on-set assholery. [TMZ] Madonna will appear on Oprah...