Didn’t I tell you Oprah was the shit? Did I not just say that Oprah was serious upper-echelon status? I must have had a premonition. Beet and Soleil may have the stripper names...
“God bless your real breasts.”
Oprah Winfrey, to Kate Winslet, as the two discussed Kate’s breasts’ performance in The Reader. “In all the scenes, your breasts... From the (very reputable) Financial Times:
In London, the local interest centres around the question of who will be the next US ambassador to Britain. If Obama wins, the guessing-game... A huge congratulations to Tyler Perry who, on Saturday, became the first African-American ever to launch his own major TV and film studio. He celebrated by throwing a huge bash in Atlanta... John McCain may accuse Barack Obama of being the “biggest celebrity in the world,” but perhaps that honor belongs more to Oprah Winfrey, who will be on-hand to support Obama at... As if Oxygen weren’t enough, Oprah Winfrey has announced she is launching ANOTHER network, OWN, the Opray Winfrey Network.
“For me, the launch of ‘The Oprah Winfrey... Ya know, Oprah and Obama makes me think of that schtick David Letterman used when he was hosting the Oscars. Remember that? “Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah.” You could just as easily... I was chatting with a friend last night about — what else? — celebrity sex tapes, and we went back and forth about who Oprah needs to make a sex tape with. The final... “I regret that she didn’t live past 1963 and see that I did get some really good white folks … working for me.”
Oprah Winfrey, at Howard University’s... Doesn’t Larry look like he might die any minute? Do you think CNN already has the obit video ready? I bet they do. Bastards.
Also, the interview was to announce that Oprah just opened... Angelina Jolie may have barely escaped a supposed third-world plot to kidnap her and extort a ransom while working as a UN Goodwill Ambassador, but she’ll never escape the consequent... More here.
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