His bail has been revoked for some reason, and OJ’s taking a flight from Florida to Vegas today, to return to the slammer. Just in time for the porn convention!
This story is really boring until he goes to jail.
Then I will write about it a lot, I promise. I’m super excited.
Until then, who cares? I didn’t care about this case the first... Oh, oh, oh!
Nothing could make me happier!
There’s going to be another OJ trial.
After four hours of deliberating, Justice of the Peace Joseph Bonaventure has decided that O.J... So I simply can’t be bothered to even read this thing in its entirety, let alone try to summarize it, but I know some of you out there care.
For you special people, the AP has put... After posting a $150,000 bond for his bail, OJ Simpson returned home to Miami this morning.
As Simpson flew home to the Miami area, US Airways emptied a plane so he could board first... OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
Okay, sorry to... This motherfucker got away with a double homicide, and now they’re gonna put him in jail for this shit.
Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson on Sunday amid an investigation into... From the AP:
O.J. Simpson is denying that he broke into a casino hotel room in Las Vegas.
He tells The Associated Press that he went to the room to get memorabilia that belonged to him, but... I mean, it’s a comedy gold mine. There’s nothing that’s not funny about this.
But I can’t make myself care. Maybe later.
You guys can read the AP story here. After initially saying they would not carry the book due to lack of demand, Barnes and Noble has changed its mind, deciding that they will, in fact, stock copies of O.J.’s... Here is an excerpt from the manuscript of OJ Simpson’s failed book “If I Did It.” Now this sounds to me like him actually confessing to killing Nicole Brown and Ron... Ron Goldman’s family takes another stab at suing O.J. Simpson. Har har. [A Socialite’s Life]
Kim Cattrall says the Sex and the City movie is back on. [Hollywood Backwash]
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