I did not write this. I grabbed it from Go Fug Yourself, because it is easily the funniest thing I’ve read in like a year. I want to share it with the world. PARIS: Dude, I’m...
Oh, wait, I’ve just received word that the other person in this photo is actually Nicole Richie.
What is it with the Courtney Love look lately? Courtney Love is the new black.
Anyway... Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston broke up over the phone.
Madonna selects an African child to adopt with the same obsessive attention to detail and God complex that make her live... “We need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio and films.”
They should probably try to get blogs in there for the next edition.
An observant... Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn’t get any better — turns out she’s a lezzie!
Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement... Nicole Richie has been spotted all over town lately with her new man, longtime friend and Prince of Malibu Brody Jenner. But it was not so long ago that the super-skinny starlet was engaged... So, guys, I know it’s really funny to make the gimme jokes about the fact that she doesn’t ever eat because of a furious and devastating mental illness that has taken complete... Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner finally make out in public. Okay, so, now that this happened, can someone please explain to me who Brody Jenner is?
This Page Six tidbit focuses on how Tom... Paris Hilton finally gets that elusive DUI. Sorry to those of you who had your money on Lohan. Her spokesperson, Perez Hilton — er, um, Elliot Mintz — says the arrest was... Barbara Walters, E.E. Cummings find Rosie O’Donnell’s blog pretentious, totally unnecessary.
People reports that “Party of Five’s Jeremy London” got married... …and it is news. Last month, Cavalleri ended her romance with Prince of Malibu Brody Jenner, and since then, Jenner’s been photographed almost daily with Eating Disorder of... Zach Braff thinks this season of Scrubs will be his last. Hey, you know who could step in as Donald Faison’s replacement love interest? Cacee Cobb! [for those of you...Paris Hilton and Courtney Love BFF Again?
Afternoon Delight: Vaughniston Implodes Under the...
Someone Might Want to Update The 12 Traditions
Lunch-Break Quickies: Are Paris & Nicole BFF Again?
Nicole Richie Not So Over AM
Um…Nicole Richie’s Going to Die of Anorexia
Midday Mess: The Liza Minelli Has Herpes Edition
I Eat Celebs for Lunch
Picking up the Pieces: Yes! Of COURSE We Have Jessica...
Kristin Cavalleri Has a Sassy T-Shirt…
Lunch Break Quickies