Hey. I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking. Also, it has just occurred to me that the Tower of Badass that is Joel Madden can’t be much taller than, say, 5’3...
Why don’t they just come out and call it The Simple Life Goes Camp? That would be a lot more accurate.
Update: Images removed. Related: E! Networks staffers are fucking geniuses. We’re Kids Incorporated, K-I-D-S! Yeah! [Buzznet]
I don’t know much about Robin Thicke, but he looks like Russell Crowe and Justin Timberlake’s secret love child, and... Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez... Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]
Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]
The Beckham’s actual reality was too dull, so... Paris Hilton was without any of her BFFs du jour at her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas this past weekend. Nicole Richie was supposed to show — Paris even announced on the microphone... Last I heard, they hated each other, but clearly puppies make everything okay again. (Hey, Splash News, please let me keep the pics up. They’re watermarked! Puppies, Chris! Puppies!!!) Nicole’s pretty much been off our radar since her December journey westward on the east-bound 143. Hopefully this means she is pulling a Lohan and getting her ass sober again. But... A special clip of the two lovebirds, just for Hilary Duff. Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can’t do? [The Blemish]
Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere’s after-party, with... Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year’s Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year’s Day. We can... Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year’s Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year’s Day. We can...
Nicole Richie
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Nobody Cares About Paris Hilton’s Birthday :(
I Guess Mischa and Nicole Made Up
Nicole Richie Charged with DUI
Nicole and Joel in Cabo
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