Mya is pictured above at the Closing Party for Rock Media Fashion Week in Miami, Florida. I’m guessing the ghetto superstar didn’t get the memo that it was, indeed, a fashion...
I dunno.
I haven’t slept in like 36 hours.
I’m taking a nap before I start thinking the photos on WireImage are talking to me. Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven’t? It’s a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It’s funny — you...Mya. And a Puppy.
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