Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mischa Barton

Oh. My God.

Mischa Barton was photographed this past weekend looking, well … I guess “like a banana” would be the closest thing to nice I could come by saying. And no, I’m not...

All In a Day’s Work

What did you do yesterday? Probably dropped the kids off at school, worked all day, drove home, made dinner, made sure your brats did their homework and then sometime after Lost, passed out...

I’d Know That Look Anywhere

Misch Misch, can I ask you a question? Are you blazed? I mean, just a few days ago you were looking so fresh and pretty and now you’re looking like your old self. I’m not...

It’s Called Earning Your Keep, Girl

Mischa Barton got another break this week when she filmed her turn as a hooker on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit this Monday. Howevs, she brought her crappy unprofessional attitude to...

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Mischa Barton was snapped heading back to her hotel room in New York last night after a shopping spree at one of the city’s finest and most exclusive retailers, Burlington Coat...

Oh, Fuck Me.

This is yet another one of those “One of my Facebook friends messaged me …” stories.  You’ve probably realized by now that my Facebook friends don’t actually...

Quotables

“I think I need to back away from the whole TV approach.  That whole world of network television, probably isn’t, for me, a good idea now. I need to start reading for more...

Caption This

Before you caption this or any of the gallery pictures of Mischa Barton roaming the streets of New York City yesterday, I’d like to remind you that Misch, double-fisting her...

The Beautiful Life canned. Already.

I really wish that Wendie was here to cover this because I know that she deserves to be able to break you this news, but Mischa Barton’s new show the The Beautiful Life was canceled...