Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley Cyrus

Hannah Montana Makes Me Want To Puke

The same could happen to you! Hannah Montana lunchbag-ready snacks have been recalled by The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America as a precautionary...

Russell Brand is My Hero (for the Day)

Underneath all his swarthy, unwashed pirate swag Russell Brand is an intelligent, intuitive, incorrigible human being and for that I love him. You see, Russell saw this supposed...

Miley And Justin Do Mr. Chow’s

Virgin Miley and her boyfriend, male model Justin Gaston were snapped at Mr. Chow’s restaurant last night.  Like the Ivy, this joint is where you go when you want to be seen.  I...

Quotables

“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement” Radiohead’s Thom Yorke in response to the Miley Cyrus radio interview in which she whines...

Still Going Strong!

Damn, Miley! When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with...

Uhhhh…

Either Justin Gaston went all Chris Brown on her, or Miley Cyrus got some serious upper lip injections, because homegirl was looking more than a little bit puffy at the signing of her new...

Caption This

Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, does yet another magazine shoot featuring his wiener.

Miley Cyrus Joins the Literati

Playing make-believe author isn’t just for Lauren Conrad anymore! Guess who else “wrote” a “book”? Why, Miley Cyrus. It’s autobiographical, and I bet you...