No joke, I almost put a frowny face at the end of that headline. You were about to read about how Miley Cyrus Parks in Handicap Spots :(, all right? That’s how strongly I feel about...
If I was Miley Cyrus, I’d probably be a little worried too. After all, her longtime beau, Liam Hemsworth, is about to become a star alongside Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games... “I think the hardest part for Liam was being away from me. … At least he’s not in a tour bus and is in a nice hotel somewhere. It’s a little less bumpy, a little more... “The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really... And no, it’s not a green one this time, guys. Remember all that ‘green bra’ business? You have no idea how many hits this site got for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra... Wait a second. Why was Miley even at the Oscars? That’d be like … I don’t know, LL Cool J at the … Grammys? Oh. Oh. Never mind. I get you. Alright. And what’s... Man! Miley sure wants to express herself!*
Days after she debuted a sassy cropped ‘do, the pop tart visited an LA tattoo studio, where she got her newest ink!*
A few pals, including... I like it! I mean, I liked it a lot when she had her long, flowing locks of … rayon, was it? but I really like it now that it’s short and natural and completely... This is how girlfriend went to Starbucks yesterday afternoon. And though I know I shouldn’t judge, because you should *SEE* the way that I go to Starbucks (think sweatpants, loafers... Miley Cyrus also wore that outfit up there out in public. Which one is more believable?
Anyway, back in July, you might recall that Miley got a little tattoo: an equality sign on her ring... Right? Right? Miley posted this photo to her Twitter account earlier today with the caption “Awkward family photos. @billyraycyrus always giving face!” and yeah, I know... If you guessed Demi Moore, then congratulations, you are correct! That means that you have eyeballs that can see things and a brain that can recognize them! I’m so proud of you for...
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