Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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TV Porn

So if Network TV was a Porn here would be some must see shows: *30 Cock *How I Fucked Your Mother *Studio 69 On The Sunset Strip *Family Gay *The Ass *Ballville *The Porn Adventures Old...

Oops!…She Did it Again!

Not Britney this time. It’s MISS NEVADA! Once again, sucking on a teat…that of a brunette girlfriend, true to form. Katie Rees issued a statement after the first set of...

Oops!…She Did it Again!

Not Britney this time. It’s MISS NEVADA! Once again, sucking on a teat…that of a brunette girlfriend, true to form. Katie Rees issued a statement after the first set of...

The Happiest Porn You Will Ever See

[youtube=]I don’t really understand what this is advertising…It looks like a mix of “do you want a little sucky sucky?” and some Saturday morning kids TV show? The...

HOORAY PORN!!!

We’ve got a lot of good stuff for you today, kids: The Mischa Barton nude scene video. Paris Hilton’s breast. And what week would be complete without Lindsay Lohan’s...

Kim Cattrall is Dating Herself

Because no woman in this city under age 40 has that much pubic hair. It’s just not how we roll in Hell-Ay. Check it out (uncensored). (Yeah, I’m not running porn on the...

Happy Slow News Week to You, Too!

Slowest. News week. Ever. So, celeb gossip bloggers have taken to their favorite slow-news-week activity: posting outtakes and best-takes from celeb photo shoots. Check out some of my...

The Ultimate iPod Accessory

Christmas is right around the corner. But why wait? Get one of these for your loved ones today. After all, Kevin Federline’s album comes out on Tuesday. [Thanks to Just *dot*...

Gonna Catch You Ridin’ Dirty

I don’t know if she is naked. I don’t know if they are doin’ something nasty. Use your imagination. Thanks [Mclady Celebrities] for the hot pics. There are more where that...

Kate Moss Topless and Dancing

While you all are hard at work solving my movie puzzle, you might want to take a short break to relax, have a cup of coffee, and check out Kate Moss topless and dancing. It’s...

Rick Salomon and Eve?

In Touch magazine is reporting that Rick Salomon and rapper Eve were spotted getting cozy at Hyde nightclub. Is the infamous Eiffel-towered star of One Night in Paris planning to title his...