So Mickey “Class Act” Rourke — you may remember his from his role as the bad guy in the Enrique Iglesias “Hero” video — got wasted (NO SURPRISE THERE)...

The fun starts around 1:05, where Mickey Rourke finds a very eloquent way of denying allegations that he’s dating Evan Rachel Wood. In his words: “She’s a good friend...

On a scooter!!! Here’s the best part: since he’s a total Z-lister, you probably never would have heard this story if he hadn’t been being a drunken jackass in such close...