Honestly, this kid could have stuck Shawn Johnson’s vault landing in the women’s all-around competition. He could have stayed on the balance beam when Alicia Sacramone fell. And...

Yes, yes, yes. Michael Phelps won the 200m IM today — and set a new world record while he was at it — putting him six for six in his quest for Olympic record-setting. But we all...

Michael Phelps won the 200m butterfly on Wednesday for his fourth gold medal of this Olympics. Heh. I’d like to butter his fly, if ya know what I mean. So here’s your photo of...

Michael Phelps took home the gold in the men’s 200m freestyle. This is his third gold in Beijing. He’s on track to winning eight gold medals at this Olympics. So, as promised...

Well, the women of USA gymnastics may have spent the day breaking ankles, stepping out of bounds, falling on their asses and off uneven bars, but Michael Phelps was busy winning his second...

Here is my promise to you, darling readers: for every gold medal Michael Phelps wins at the Olympics, I will run a new photo of Michael Phelps’ pubic bones. Because I’m in love...