Thanks to EB reader Ashley, who sent in this Michael Phelps sighting from Columbia, South Carolina. As I am sure you know (because we all know that you have a GPS unit attached to him )...

Ted Casablanca’s latest blind item sure sounds a lot like my beloved: It can be a rocky journey to the top, and no one knows this better than Finnegan Furrow-Brow. He’s been in...

“When I go out, go to dinner, I go out with friends, and we stay to ourselves. I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. My mom is by far the most important woman in my...

Here’s Michael Phelps singing Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” in a commercial for Citation Shares, which just fucking blows my mind because Citation Shares...

I do! I do! Unfortunately, what’s actually being auctioned is private swimming lessons with Michael Phelps … in a pool, clothed. Michael Phelps fans are about to get the...

My opinion, in general, was quite simple: NOT NAKED ENOUGH. Honestly, though, between the Palin/Clinton sketch at the start and the Cathy bit on Weekend Update (if you find that bit on...

Not only will Michael “Size 14” Phelps be appearing on SNL this weekend — he’ll be wearing a Speedo. So, ya know, SNL’s ratings will see a huge bump, much like...

“He’s not hot at all, but supernice.” An anonymous girl who partied with Michael Phelps after the VMAs on Sunday, to Ted Casablancas. Mikey reportedly partied the night...

Michael Phelps? Is going to Blackoutville. HotelChatter reports that Michael Phelps ended his crazy night in Vegas by throwing napkins at the bartender and passing out face-down on the...

Oh Mikey!!!! I told you I was flying out to Vegas to be with you TONIGHT! But you couldn’t wait that long, could you? And do you know how I found these pictures?? Do you know??? From...

Now that his hard work is over, Michael Phelps is partying it up in Vegas with his boys! Who’s he texting???? I DIDN’T GET A TEXT FROM YOU LAST NIGHT, PHELPSY!!! WHO’S THE...