Hoorah! Micheal Phelps is free to swim once again after his pot-induced suspension. He came out of the incident mostly unharmed, only losing one endorsement (Kellogg’s) but he’s...

1) Chris Brown 2) Nadya Suleman What was that problem he was having last week? Hmmmm. I can’t recall.

First Kellogg’s, now Subway. Apparently after his run-in with the wacky tobacky, Subway doesn’t want Michael Phelps’ foot-long anywhere near theirs. (Get it? That was a...

I’m sure Phelpsy is crying his little eyes out and wiping them with marijuana leaves, because USA Swimming has suspended him for three whole months. I don’t even know what this...

Oh noes! Even though his gazillion sponsors don’t seem to care that Michael “Size Fourteen” Phelps admitted to taking giant bong rips at a party in South Carolina this...

Hi, guys. Beet here. I’m just butting in for a minute because News of the World just ran this picture of Michael “Size Fourteen” Phelps smoking a bong. WHICH WAS PROBABLY...

When I read that Michael Phelps would be traveling to China as part of a seven-figure deal to endorse the new Mazda 6 model in a series of ad campaigns and personal appearances, I just had...

I just think we need to take it a step further, Michael. It should be a slightly bigger “hat.” Deeper, really. The same color as the one you’re wearing now, just, like...

As if it weren’t enough for him to be dating some Vegas cocktail waitress, we’re hearing more and more about Michael Phelps spending WAY too much time in casinos, boozing it up...