Hi guys! I’m back from vacay! Which was wonderful! But you know how awful it is when you get the most relaxing massage ever and then get in your car to head home and hit terrible...
Michael Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Will Have to Share Her Toys with Her New...
Michael Lohan announced today that he’s engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Erin Muller. And, as long as people are paying attention to him, he has a few more things he’d...
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“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows...
Michael Lohan’s Not Getting a Paternity Test...
So I guess the company that Michael Lohan asked to do his paternity test to determine whether that Ashley chick is his daughter says that they can’t process the request without a...
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“I just wish that he wouldn’t go and talk to the media. It’s not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. … I love my father. I just...
Explain to Me Why I Care About Michael Lohan’s...
I’m engaging in my typical afternoon activity — flipping through paparazzi pics while eating Honey Nut Cheerios — and I come across these shots of Papa Lohan and his...
Look Who’s Helping!
Michael Lohan helps feed the homeless to help kick off 2007 Thanksgiving Week in New York. Why the hell were photographers there? Fame. Whore. Lindsay is in NYC, too, to spend time with...
Lindsay Lohan’s Dad (Well, At Least His...
After battling ex-wife Dina Lohan in court to get visitation rights with his children, Michael Lohan issued the following statement: “I look forward to order being restored to the...