Can you imagine a world in which there is any connection between someone like Michael Lohan and Octomom? It would be like a world in which there’s a connection between Amanda Bynes...
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Lindsay’s Drinking A Bottle of Vodka A Day, Also...
Yeah, this is that intervention thing again. How crazy was that, huh? When I first read about it, I assumed it was just Michael Lohan trying to earn another Father of the Year award and...
Michael Lohan to Dina: “Fix Your Soul”
From Radar: Michael Lohan is blasting his ex-wife Dina for wanting to do an interview with TV host Dr. Drew Pinsky after her disastrous appearance on Dr. Phil, and for wanting another...
Michael Lohan Has High Hopes for His Newest Kid
And yes, that is a recent photo of the lucky mother-to-be, Kate Major. Look at that bump! And she’s supposed to be in her first trimester. I know that all pregnancies look...
Michael Lohan Is Going to Be A Dad Again!
And just to clarify, I’m not saying that Michael Lohan is going to step up and actually try to be a good father to the children he already has. No, when I say that Michael Lohan is...
Michael Lohan Explains Lindsay’s SNL Performance
Listen, I know I don’t have to tell you that Michael Lohan is an asshole of the first degree. He kicks his girlfriends in the crotch and then he makes secret sex tapes with them and...
Quotables: Lindsay Lohan is Way Better Than Rosie...
“Who the hell is Rosie O’Donnell to judge anyone, especially Lindsay, who has far more talent than Rosie ever had? Lindsay’s talent isn’t limited to being a comedian...
Somebody Called the Cops on Michael Lohan Again
From TMZ: Kate Major just called the cops on Michael Lohan (again) — claiming he violated his restraining order (again) — but Michael insists it’s all BS (again). Law...
Michael Lohan Defends Lindsay’s Honor!
Ok, we’ve got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there’s been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with...
Michael Lohan Got A Job!
Everybody knows that Michael Lohan is a douchebag. That is the opposite of a secret. The guy kicks ladies straight in the vag, he made a sex tape of himself and his lady getting it on...
The Top 5 Douchebags of 2011
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on...
UPDATE: Gee, I Wonder What Kate Major and Michael...
Where’s Michael Lohan, anyway? Last I heard, he was in solitary confinement—no joke!—where he’ll fester until Wednesday. In the meantime, Kate Major has been keeping...