Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart Knows How to Work the Pole

Yesterday Martha Stewart had a pole dancing instructor on her show and now, of course, there are clips of it everywhere on the Internet. No, she doesn’t freak it or anything, but you...

Stars’ Halloween Costumes

I hope you’re all getting into some debauchery tonight. Like I said earlier, it’s the one night of the year when you can dress like a slut, a freak, or a creep, and people...

Martha, Martha, Martha

Martha Stewart is having a little trouble with one of her employees.  And by “trouble” I mean “getting sued”. Kiki Paris was a successful sales manager at Body and...

Quotables

“It’s pretty sad.  She should have watched it more closely, though. She should have been more careful.” Martha Stewart, speaking of Jessica Simpson and her coyotenapped...

Gwyneth Paltrow Eschews Mirrors

Gwyneth Paltrow and others appeared last night at the grand opening of Fontainebleau Miami Beach.  What is going on with Gwyn?  Let’s be fair: there are some things you have...

Early Evening Links

Martha Stewart’s found an “Apprentice” that fits in just right. [A Socialite’s Life] Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying...