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Malia Obama

Malia Obama is Crushing Sundance

I only know Malia Obama to be a lovely, well mannered, quiet young lady.  I mean sure, I’ve seen pictures of her dancing at Coachella or partying at a Penn frat.  Who hasn’t...

First Kids Immortalized in Plush

The President and First Lady are at Oprah status right now.  You do not want to piss them off. Ty Inc., in the age-honored tradition of increasing sales via controversy, has introduced two...

Surprise! It’s the Jonas Brothers!

Sasha and Malia Obama had quite the night last night — after watching their father get sworn in, they watched a bunch of Disney flicks in the White House movie theater, and then went...

Quotables

“Four years goes by so fast, so absorb it all, enjoy it all!” Jenna and Barbara Bush advise Sasha and Malia Obama in an open letter published in the Wall Street Journal, while...

First Day of School!

Now this is smart Presidential parenting. To calm the flurry of paparazzi looking to get a shot of the Obama girls’ first day of school, President-elect Obama actually took the damn...

The Obama Girls Start School Today!

Is it really, really horrible of me that I’m totally rooting for like a billion cell-phone camera pics of Sasha and Malia Obama at Sidwell Friends to hit the web in the next couple of...

Quotables

“I’m thinking that will inspire big thoughts.” Ten-year-old Malia Obama, explaining to her father her intention to do her homework at the desk in the Lincoln bedroom...