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Madonna

Madonna Goes to the Gynecologist

Aaaaand this is how you know you’re too famous. The paps followed Madonna all the way to her NYC gynecologist today. At least that’s what they claim. But then they say they had...

Madonna and Lourdes in Malawi

Madonna and her daughter Lourdes were n Malawi today for the groundbreaking ceremony at the site where Madonna is building a school she’s raised over fifteen million dollars for. The...

New York Neighbors Want Madonna to GTFO

Madonna’s neighbor is suing her for playing her music too loudly and shaking the walls of the building with dancing. The building’s board has already threatened to evict Madge...

Quotables

“And, of course, here you go: I still love her.  But she’s retarded, too.” Guy Ritchie in an Esquire magazine interview talking about — who else? — his matronly ex...

Madonna and Lady Gaga Catfight on SNL

And of course, they make out at the end. Well… almost. I think Gaga totally outshone Madge in the comedic acting department. But hey, when you’re that famous, you don’t...

Madonna Knows J.Lo is Jealous Of Her

The ever humble Madonna couldn’t help but notice that everyone had their eyes on her on her recent tour. How observant! The audience was watching who they probably paid too much to...

Madonna Eats!

Madonna went all Oprah on us and returned to The Late Show with David Letterman last night to mend old, broken fences with Dave-O. Whenever Madonna is on a talk-show, every thing she says...

Madonna Takes Kids On Boat Ride

Madge put on her best granny bloomers with lace overlay and took the kids out for a boat ride in Portofino, Italy yesterday, in celebration of her 51st birthday.   Lourdes is looking so...

New Madonna Single!

Madonna’s greatest hits album is set to drop on September 29th.  Madge’s “Celebration” will have two new songs, one of which is aptly titled...

Madonna’s Stage Collapses Killing One

This is really sad!  A stage that was being constructed in Marseilles, France collapsed today.  Seven workers were injured and one was killed.  There has been no confirmed word on how...

The Madge Clan Does Paris

The latest stop on Madonna’s tour is Paris, and she’s brought all of her kids along for the ride. Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy hit up Montemartre and Cathedral Notre Dame...