This just about doubles the obnoxious level in here for me. [Lainey Gossip] So, what, Wendy Williams was doing tons of crack too? [Bossip] Is Matthew Bellamy expecting TWO new babies...

Nicolas Cage: total twat or great guy? [The Superficial] I TOLD YOU this bitch wouldn’t go to jail. [INFDaily] What rapper tried to dodge his dinner bill last night? [Bossip] Salma...

Did Jonah Hill gain all that weight back? [The Superficial] Who got the boot on Dancing With the Stars? [Bossip] What former goddess is doing Playboy? [TMZ] Is Keira Knightley finally...

Is Charlie Sheen going to be on Entourage now? [The Superficial] Is Jermaine Dupri broke? [Bossip] I wouldn’t get THAT excited – it’s Keira Knightley FFS. [INFDaily] See...

So here’s Paz de la Huerta and her boobs I guess. [The Superficial] Queens of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee. [Bossip] Oh, so this is who Olivia Wilde is dating now? A-listing ho...

This would be the best thing about Penelope Cruz. [The Superficial] Bobbi Kristina brown is turning out to be a really classy lady. [Bossip] Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott adopted a...

Is Katie Holmes pregnant again? [The Superficial] Two-thirds of Americans think that photos of a dead Bin Laden should not have been released. Word. [Bossip] Cheryl Cole‘s head just...

Arianny Celeste in a bikini – that’s all. [The Superficial] He really does have a great ass, doesn’t he. [Lainey Gossip] Is Beyonce wigged out over Jay-Z‘s past...

The Degeneration of Miley continues: her bralessness heads overseas. [The Superficial] Will and Kate invade America. [Lainey Gossip] 10 moms that don’t deserve shit for...

Elizabeth Hurley: still looking great. [The Superficial] Cameron Diaz is Maxim‘s 4th hottest of 2011. Which means that Barbara Streisand or Bette Midler has to be number one, right...

Yup, you could probably hit that now, too. [The Superficial] Is Prince Harry packing? [Lainey Gossip] Meet Ciara’s new boyfriend. He’s way famouser than her. [Bossip] Thank...

Kelly Preston shot herself. [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling photographed in the same clothes for three days in a row. [Lainey Gossip] Those monthly sex parties are over. [Bossip] “My...