The best celebrity Las Vegas weddings of all time! [Celebuzz] What the hell is going on with Katie Holmes’ stomach? [The Superficial] San Francisco cops kill nineteen-year-old black...

Jennifer Lopez was the one to kick Marc Anthony to the curb, in case you weren’t, you know, realistic enough to believe it. [The Superficial] Andrew Garfield was all over WHO? [Lainey...

Robert Pattinson parties in Toronto sans Kristen Stewart. [Celebuzz] Reese Witherspoon – definitely pregnant. [The Superficial] Bradley Cooper wants this woman to move in. Seriously...

Octomom’s drunk lesbian birthday party. [The Superficial] Am I the only one unaware that Michael Sheen has a long history of hooking up with amazingly-hot women and impregnating them...

Lynne Spears wants you to know EXACTLY what her nipples and vulva look like. [D-Listed] Paris Hilton got fat. [The Superficial] I think Rihanna needs to lay off the booze, no...

Miranda Kerr named her son after an ex. [The Superficial] Three days with Neville Longbottom. [Lainey Gossip] Jessica Alba: “My body’s just … different.”...

Ali Larter‘s big, glorious breasts. [The Superficial] What Paris Hilton would look like with nine inches of her nose Photoshopped away. [theBerry] Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp look...

Sylvester Stallone looks like Hellboy these days. [The Superficial] Yeah, that Nicki Minaj is one classy lady. [Bossip] The David Arquette sex tape. [TMZ] Skinny Jonah Hill is almost...

Another photo of Lady Gaga’s penis? [The Superficial] What kind of a-hole burns hundred-dollar bills? Oh, this dude. [Bossip] DMX caught with drugs in prison. [TMZ] Mila Kunis:...

Nipples in bikinis. I’m sorry, was I supposed to see something else? [The Superficial] WOW Katie Holmes. Seriously. [theBerry] 10 Careers that improved after jail. NOT YOU LINDSAY...

Snooki, doing a deep-throat. [The Superficial] James Franco throws the Academy under the bus, says he’s funnier. [Lainey Gossip] This is 50 Cent’s girlfriend. He apparently CAN...

In weird news: Lightning strikes the Caylee Anthony memorial after her mother is sentenced. [The Superficial] Rebecca Gayheart is three months pregnant. [Cele|bitchy] Willow Smith: fashion...