Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan

The Lohan Tapes Continue

I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven’t been given all the...

It’s a Rough Day for Lindsay Lohan

OMG, Michael Lohan is such a dickwad. Unbelievable dickwad. He released these audio tapes of his daughter sobbing hysterically on the phone as “proof” that she needs help and is...

Quotables

“I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dinais going to sit down with me and the...

There Are No Words

There are no words to describe Lindsay Lohan’s promotional shots for her leggings line, 6126. Oh, except for trashy, whorey, tacky, cheap, gross, pathetic, desperate, lame, awful...

Quotables

“It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows? — Michael Lohan on how soon he expects his daughter to die now that she’s supposedly addicted to various...

Drunk And Drunker

Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul were canoodling last night at Richard Branson’s Rock the Kasbah party — oh who even cares where they were? — and seemed quite chatty.  Can...

Well What Did You Expect For a Freebie?

Remember how Lindsay was “hired” as a creative consultant at Ungaro?  And remember how the collection showed at Fashion Week and was pure, sequined, heart-shaped crap?  Um, LL...

Celebrity Burglar Is In It For The Clothes

Rachel J. Lee, a 19 year old from Calabasas, CA, along with several of her girlfriends, has been arrested for breaking in to and then looting the closets of several celebrity homes in the...

Lindsay Receives Her 5,432nd Chance

As I mentioned earlier, Linds had a court appearance scheduled today so she could explain why she has missed a bunch of her substance abuse classes and counseling sessions.  Uh...

Lindsay’s Day in Court

LL will be in court today.  She’s still on probation from her DUIs and coke charges if you can fathom it.  She still manages to be a train wreck both domestically and abroad, but...