Hey, remember that one time that Lindsay Lohan got a DUI and she also had cocaine on her? Then remember when she was in court for that and she ended up in jail for about five minutes...
Lindsay Lohan’s next movie is Inferno, that Linda Lovelace biopic. I don’t you if you know a lot about Linda Lovelace’s past, but it was pretty fucked up. Jezebel has... Lindsay Lohan and her team are still trying to narrow down what could have possibly activated her SCRAM anklet at the MTV Movie Awards a couple weeks ago. At first she and her mom claimed... After her SCRAM bracelet went off at an afterparty for the MTV Movie Awards, Lindsay had to go to court to explain herself and take some urine tests and so on and so forth. Lindsay... Lindsay Lohan, dare I say it, is looking good. I mean, you know, if you can look beyond the bleached hair that just isn’t the right shade of blonde and the coked-out, shiny, red... Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quit last week, and her friends are worried that she will suffer a breakdown because of this. Her assistant’s duties included things like keeping... So LiLo hit the bottle at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty and activated her blood alcohol level-monitoring SCRAM anklet. The judge is dragging her ass into court. Like, now. 3 PM... Oh, barf. Like, really. Barf.
If ever there were two people who should stay far, far from one another, it’s Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. While I dig the two of them on their... I’m willing to bet about four or five sets at this point … the bitches just seem to be coming in over and over again. It’s like every other month or so, she’s... “My family are amazing. I had, like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsay [Lohan], but it’s not her fault that she’s so off the rails – and... The horror! As we already told you today, Lindsay’s been looking for creative ways to mask her SCRAM anklet (I’m calling it an anklet, OK?) and until Chanel fulfills her... And she implores Chanel’s marketing department (through Twitter!) to hook a sister up with some high-class Chanel stickers so she can decorate her SCRAM bracelet. Stickers. Really. ...Lindsay Made A Ballsy Move
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