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Lindsay Lohan

Oh, So That’s How That Happened

Hey, remember that one time that Lindsay Lohan got a DUI and she also had cocaine on her?  Then remember when she was in court for that and she ended up in jail for about five minutes...

Lindsay Made A Ballsy Move

Lindsay Lohan’s next movie is Inferno, that Linda Lovelace biopic.  I don’t you if you know a lot about Linda Lovelace’s past, but it was pretty fucked up.  Jezebel has...

Well, Hello Friends. We Meet Again.

Lindsay Lohan, dare I say it, is looking good. I mean, you know, if you can look beyond the bleached hair that just isn’t the right shade of blonde and the coked-out, shiny, red...

Oh, Lindsay …

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quit last week, and her friends are worried that she will suffer a breakdown because of this.  Her assistant’s duties included things like keeping...

C’mon, Lindsay…

So LiLo hit the bottle at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty and activated her blood alcohol level-monitoring SCRAM anklet. The judge is dragging her ass into court. Like, now. 3 PM...

Ronson + Lohan = True Love 4-Eva?

Oh, barf. Like, really. Barf. If ever there were two people who should stay far, far from one another, it’s Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. While I dig the two of them on their...

Quotables

“My family are amazing. I had, like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsay [Lohan], but it’s not her fault that she’s so off the rails – and...