Michael Lohan is full of shit...
Dina Lohan doesn't think any of this is her daughter's fault. Lohan's leaked single says she's too young to die. I heard she stayed home and played Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Lindsay Lohan rocked some statement nails yesterday in court. But not in a bad way, in a "that awesome judge, Marsha Revel, is getting a psychiatrist to evaluate Lindsay and report back to her so she can make some additional decisions about Lindsay's... This could be the best career move Lindsay's ever made. This afternoon, Judge Marsha Revel (who cares about Lindsay Lohan) sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in an inpatient rehab as a result of probation violations... So yeah, that waitress that allegedly punched poor Lindsay on her birthday? She isn’t just an ordinary waitress: her name is Jasmine Waltz, and she’s dated people like Ryan... Her name is Eilat Anschel, and she’s a former member of the Israeli Defense Force. Oh, and she’s kinda hot. Did you happen to notice? Of course you did.
According to sources... Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 24th birthday and in the wee hours of the morning, she Tweeted about the first present she received: A fist in her face. According to Lindsay’s Tweet... The always beautiful Lindsay Lohan is going to court, but not for cocaine or anything like that (well, not directly, at least). She’s being sued for spending $17,000 at a Hollywood...Dina Lohan Thinks They’re Just Making an Example...
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