Hint: it's a tattoo.

Well, you'd be wrong, because even while locked up in jail, Lindsay can really generate some gossip. The girl has a gift, and I am not about to put her light under a bushel basket.

And yes, there actually is a pun intended somewhere in there. I’m, you know, coming down off of my Lindsay Goes to Jail high from yesterday and I woke up this morning like it was the...

I thought this was pretty darned hilarious. These are Twitter’s current trending topics worldwide. (Hey, are you following Evil Beet Gossip on Twitter? You should be.)

So now that Lindsay's actually in jail (even though, according to TMZ, she'll only serve 23 days out of the 90 she was sentenced), maybe you're wondering what her new home will be like. If...

According to the booking sheet, Lindsay checked in at 5’6″ and weighs 118 lbs. Enjoy Lynwood, Linds! If worse comes to worse, you can always eat the Restylane in your lips.

While we (tragically!) don’t have any pics of LiLo in handcuffs, we do have these shots of her approaching the courthouse. Sarah did a fantastic job of liveblogging the surrender this...

So, Lindsay’s official surrender time is 11:30 AM ET (or 8:30 AM PST, if you’re on the West Coast in the US), and everyone’s wondering if she’s going to...