Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh’s hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham. A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet...
People in this country seem to think it would be a good thing if Lindsay Lohan moved to London. Such thinking belies a tacit ignorance of the economic underpinnings of our nation. A drastic... For the eight of you who are still watching the actual SNL rather than the newer, hipper, Sorkin’d-out Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, you’ll be sorry (or perhaps not) to hear... A pretty funny video from X17, as the paparazzi follow LiLo around for the better part of a day. She eats at Il Fornaio with Harry Morton and a woman who is either a rookie personal... Lohan falls and fractures her left wrist at a Fashion Week party. She’s claiming that the host of the party, Milk Studios, wasn’t careful enough in preventing people from... If you can believe it, all is not well in the Lohan household.
On Thursday night, La Lohan met up with her mother, Dina, at an NYC restaurant to celebrate her mom’s birthday. By the... I wish people would leave this sort of work where it belongs, with the bloggers.
Jane Fonda, who is famous, as best I can recall, for workout tapes referenced by Sir Mix-a-Lot and doing... Because if I can’t blog about the retarded shit celebs did today, the terrorists have already won.
David Spade and Heather Locklear are dunzo; her latest boy-toy is a Colorado... Ugh. I am, like, soooo late on the draw with this one. So a recap.
Lindsay Lohan’s Birkin was stolen at Heathrow airport, which was, like, recently the target of some manner of foiled... I haven’t been evil to her at all since Friday, as promised, but now that I’ve opened the floodgates, who knows when I’ll be able to stop again? Just another sickening battle in the war on privacy we call fame. Some enterprising young stalker has apparently captured a Lohan grocery receipt. How do we know it’s a Lohan grocery... Pictures of Harry and his beloved Pink Taco in Hawaii. I think, because these pics are so genuinely cute (and because anyone reppin’ Scottsdale is my homie), I’m going to try...Early Morning Musings: Cameron Diaz ASSAULTED!
Midday Mess: Kate & Owen Sittin’ in a Tree
Listen Up! Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Is About to...
Weekend Round-Up: Mark McGrath Just Wants to Sleep
Lindsay Lohan Tells Her Mom to Go to Hell
Another Famous Old Person Has a Lindsay Lohan Opinion
Odds and Ends: And Just When You Were Jonesing for a...
"It’s Like, Yeah, Motherfucker, My...
Lindsay Lohan Selects "Cowboy Tacky" as Theme...
Lindsay Lohan (Allegedly) Smokes Hippie Cigarettes...
You Know What? La Lohan and Harry Morton are Really...