“Cubed” means to the third power, right? Because I need to make sure that I’m using the right mathematical term to define the insanity that occurred last night at the...
Oh, poor Lily.
We’re all so focused on Britney’s tour and Paris’s new romance and Lindsay’s new sunless tanner and who the hell is paying attention to Lily Allen... Am I honestly supposed to feel sympathy for someone whose talent has recently been overshadowed by their own third “nipple”?
Lily Allen is claiming that she is a victim of the... “Well, he’s hot. He’s cute, isn’t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along. Quite young, for me. What d’you wanna know? How big his cock is? It’s very nice.”... Lily posted this photo on her Twitter today … apparently she got a new tattoo! It’s on her index finger, and it says “Shhh…”
Rihanna has the same tattoo.
Word... “Parents should say, ‘Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think.'”
The wildly... It was just a couple of weeks ago that Lily Allen announced she was off booze for a while and sticking to cocaine. In that interview for, uh, Interview, Allen said that her drinking... This will end well:
LA: I don’t drink anymore.
DH: You’ve stopped for good?
LA: I’ve stopped for the foreseeable future.
DH: Was the drink getting out of control?
LA: No. I just...
The third nipple of Lily Allen-always a fascinating topic on a slow news day. Oh, and the reporter in this clip is beyond creepy. “The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you – you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine... I’m thinking underwear. Lily Allen did her best Posh this week wearing Armand Basi whilst shopping at Prada. Did you like my cultural use of whilst? I must have been a Brit in... Lily Allen left Nobu in London last night wearing what looks to be a homemade Coco Chanel t-shirt, Daisy Dukes, fishnet tights, gray Uggs and leather gloves. She also looks more than a...
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