I cannot imagine why these magazines are still running cover stories and photo featurettes even now, after it’s confirmed that Kim Kardashian‘s career is practically over. Oh...
Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say... You guys might have seen some comments around these parts or on other blogs about a “Kardashian Free Zone Day,” a boycott of the E! channel on November 27th. You also might... Oh, I’m sorry, did you think the incorrect use of all the ‘k’s would stop being funny to me? Think again, friends. The fun has just kommenced.
Not for the Kardashians... Here is a sad admission: I DON’T LAUGH THAT OFTEN. But this? This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night’s episode? Oh, I belly-laughed. I may have even guffawed. It was... Let’s play the spot-how-many-effed-up-things-there-are-in-this-picture game, shall we?
1. Since when is Kim both a lot larger-headed and a lot taller than both of her sisters? She... What else would you expect from the Kardashians, something private, low-key, and kept out of the public eye? Surely you jest!
The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the... Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:
10. Can Kim NOT do anything where she’s acting like a total hooker?
9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.
8. Bruce... “He fits in [with the family] already. I think they’re just themselves, and I think that’s the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything... Is that a jumpsuit that Kourtney Kardashian is rocking? Would you call that a jumpsuit? Because I don’t know. Maybe ‘baggy unitard’ would be a better descriptor. Or... “You know, I just realized there’s bigger things in the world than just being a selfish, self-centered, prick. There’s times that it’s difficult but, you know, the... I will just laugh myself into the grave over that headline. Giggling myself six feet deep is what I’m doing over here.
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