First things first: Kim got a haircut. Love her or hate her, you’ve got to admit that this girl is not unattractive, and I think those few inches she just took off really helps...
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Hey Kim Kardashian. Looking good. I mean, you know, as always. You could probably have a runny shit fight and then roll in cornmeal and you’d still look... “I’m looking forward to being in the wedding. I don’t want to help because Kim is going to be such a bridezilla! If I do one thing wrong, I’ll be screwed! But I... It sort of scares me how fast Kim Kardashian is moving with this whole engagement thing, is that weird? Like if Kim were one of my girls, I would want to sit her down and have a good long... Because when you get engaged after six months of dating with a ring that’s big enough to murder someone and you want to have a wedding as big as that royal one, getting married in two... Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:
10. Can Kim NOT do anything where she’s acting like a total hooker?
9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.
8. Bruce... “He fits in [with the family] already. I think they’re just themselves, and I think that’s the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything... And I don’t mean her fiancé, Kris Humphries (man, of COURSE he spells his name with a K).
The ring? Let’s talk about this some more, and how inappropriate it is. How seriously... Yesterday, Sarah told you guys the happy news – Kim Kardashian is engaged! She also told you guys a little about the engagement ring (20.5 carats), but today, Amy Grindhouse has... OMG can you imagine how NUTS this chick is probably going right now? She’s been aiming for this for years now, and an engagement has finally come to fruition – her Harry Potter... Here are photos of Kim Kardashian wearing something that resembles something that I used to sleep in when I was, like, eight. The only difference here is that my romper-thing was lavender... For instance, see that picture up there? See all those little baby hairs around her forehead? Yeah, that picture’s a couple years old, and if you check out current pictures of...
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