Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids...
Here is a sad admission: I DON’T LAUGH THAT OFTEN. But this? This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night’s episode? Oh, I belly-laughed. I may have even guffawed. It was... Once upon a time there was a girl named Sarah, and that girl was engaged to this guy, like, a decade ago. After what some might call a “mistake” of a relationship for a large... “I don’t think I’m ready to go into details of what went on in my marriage.”
Kim Kardashian on (what else) her brand-new divorce. What I say, now, as if there was... I know you guys are probably already sick to death of hearing about Kim Kardashian and her non-committal labia majora, but it’s just so damned entertaining to watch this chick... And really, can you blame him? Poor Kris Humphries didn’t even know that his true love, Kim Kardashian, was actually filing for divorce until yesterday morning, just a few hours... Has Kim Kardashian ever made it onto Anderson Cooper‘s RidicuList before? Because it seems like she ought to be a repeat offender.
I get that Anderson Cooper is exhausted by the... “After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things... There were rumors of trouble in paradise, but I, for one, am shocked. Shocked! Sadly, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from brand new husband (!) Kris Humphries, TMZ reports. And... It’s funny, because Kim Kardashian is dressed like Poison Ivy and she always makes me feel itchy. Get it? Because of the psoriasis and a general feeling of discomfort? No? Ok.
I... Well lookee here. We have Kris Khumphries, *moving boxes from his New York City hotel room “home,” which is shared with wife Kim Kardashian. Oh, that, and he’s not wearing... Oh, what a life you’ve led thus far, Kim Kardashian! You’ve had a giant wedding, a pesky case of psoriasis, and the beginnings of a musical career! And, let’s see...
Kim Kardashian
SNL Mocks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce, Which Should...
Kim Kardashian’s Not Giving the Ring Back
Quotables: Kim Kardashian’s Just Not Ready Yet...
Oh, Wait, Here’s Another Kim Kardashian Statement
Aww, Kris Humphries Doesn’t Want Kim Kardashian...
Watch This: Kim Kardashian on the RidicuList
Quotables: “Why” Kim Filed for Divorce...
Holy God: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Divorced
Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy
Is the Honeymoon Over Already?
Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian!