Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say...
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Quotables: Olivia Wilde Says You Need to Leave Kim...
“I empathize. It’s not easy. It’s the hardest thing in the world. People judge you because divorce is seen as failure. [Kim] took a risk. No one should be attacking her. Our attention...
The Kardashians Get Even More Bad Publicity
From Amy Grindhouse: Last night, [Jonathan] Jaxson went on Twitter and live-tweeted his suicide attempt. He failed, thankfully: ‘These chest pains worry me…all as I sit here looking at...
The World Is Trying to Ban The Kardashians
You guys might have seen some comments around these parts or on other blogs about a “Kardashian Free Zone Day,” a boycott of the E! channel on November 27th. You also might...
Kim Kardashian Says Her Marriage is the Best Time of...
Yeah, you read that correctly: Kim’s marriage is the best time of her life, not “was,” or “would have been if it’d gone on longer than three lunar...
Quotables: Kim Kardashian Thanks You
“Hi everyone! I just wanted to thank you guys for all your support these last two weeks. I took a break from blogging for a while, but I’ve missed you guys so much and I want to...
Michael Buble Also Hates Kim Kardashian
Are you guys into Michael Buble at all? I can’t be sure because while I very rarely read any news about him, in a certain circle of friends of mine, he is considered a god. He is a...
Watch This: Joel McHale Is STILL Talking About Kim...
I love this video! Here are two smart, funny, impish men with great hair (good work, McHale! My memory is long, you sneaky Adonis), riffing on pop culture together like two old brosephs. So...
Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian Fat, Is...
Oh, the horrors of divorce. I’ve never had one, but since I do this for a living and also because my parents got divorced twice, I know a little about the pain it can cause. But...
The Katastrophy That Kaused The Kardashian Kontention
Oh, I’m sorry, did you think the incorrect use of all the ‘k’s would stop being funny to me? Think again, friends. The fun has just kommenced. Not for the Kardashians...
Quotables: Amber Portwood Talks Kim Kardashian
“I don’t think anyone was surprised. I mean it is heartbreaking, but Kim and Kris are like Gary [Shirley] and me. Total opposites. One is a diva and the other is a down-home...
Then Again, Maybe Not
Sorry, everyone. Emily mused yesterday that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries might yet put aside their differences and give their marriage another shot. And I had halfway extended hope...