Hey, look! There’s a new Jonas on the town. Kevin and Danielle Jonas have been expecting their first child for… well, I’d say it’s about nine months, because...
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Kevin and Danielle Jonas Are Having a Little Girl
Kevin and Danielle Jonas – whose marriage exists solely for the purpose of… I don’t know, religion? An E! reality series? a case of extreme bearding? – announced...
One of the Jonas Brothers Is Going To Be A Father
Kevin Jonas – the least famous/least liked Jonas Brother – is married to a girl named Danielle and guess what: now they’re going to have a baby! Isn’t that grand? I...
LOL! Is Kevin Jonas Still a Virgin?
Oh wow! This is my favorite thing I’ve read all week! According to a source who spoke to InTouch Magazine, 22-year old JoBro Kevin and his wifey Danielle are still sleeping in...
Joe Jonas Does it By Himself
… And with his ever-present purity ring, would you expect it any other way? Yeah. Anyway. Joe Jonas claims that he’s going to release a solo album, so it looks like the days...
Kevin and Nick Jonas Found a Body on The Beach
…while filming a scene for their television in Malibu! Uh! Got you guys! LOL! You really thought they found a dead body on the beach and I waited until roughly 2:30 in the afternoon...
Kevin Jonas is Married to a Nag
Things between Kevin Jonas and his new wife aren’t going so great. According to DigitalSpy.com, Kev and his lady, Danielle Deleasa, spent Valentine’s Day fighting in the...
Kevin Jonas Probably “Did It” for the...
The Jonas Brothers are famous for wearing “promise rings” to symbolize the promise that they made to themselves/their parents/Jesus to remain virgins until marriage. Well, Kevin...
The Jonas Brother You Don’t Care About Is Engaged
Don’t worry, guys. Nick hasn’t proposed to Miley. Joe “Type 1” Jonas hasn’t gone running back to Taylor Swift begging for forgiveness (as he ought to). No...
SOMEBODY GET ME A TEAM MILEY T-SHIRT
The Jonas Brothers added fuel to the Selena-vs-Miley feud this weekend, as eldest bro Kevin left his NYC hotel wearing a “Team Demi and Selena” t-shirt. God, I looooooooooove...