Ya know, just today I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if Kendra Wilkinson’s still planning on moving forward with that silly marriage idea,” because, yeah, motherfucker...
This is kind of ridiculous.
First, we hear news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will be appearing on HIMYM — they later confirmed that they would be appearing in a dream sequence... Kendra Wilkinson’s engagement to Hank Baskett III, while reportedly endorsed by the Playboy mansion, seems to be, in actuality, quite a nightmare for everyone involved.
According to... Kendra Wilkinson is, in fact, engaged to Hank Baskett Jr., according to a statement from none other than … Hugh Hefner????
“I have given her my blessing and will be giving her... Hey, remember when Kendra first moved into the mansion and Holly was all like, “Fuck this stupid little bitch, wandering around like she owns the fucking place. This is my world. I... I know I should be excitedly reporting the news that Kendra Wilkinson has followed in Holly Madison’s footsteps and confirmed her break-up with Hef, but mostly I’m still... Hey, remember back when Hugh Hefner wouldn’t let his girlfriends travel anywhere for more than a full day if he wasn’t with them? Like, they had to be by his side at all times... Finally the members of Hef’s harem are weighing in — honestly — on the rumors that their menage-a-quatre is coming to a grinding halt.
Says Kendra in a new... “The reality is the girls and I are all together … Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis … Are there going to be changes in the relationships? I’m sure there are... “I don’t feel comfortable talking about this … because it is a complicated issue for the brand.”
The EVP of Olive Garden, when asked by the Wall Street Journal to... Despite the recent rumors of fighting within the Playboy Mansion, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt looked chummy as ever at the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles.
What do you guys think?
Are... OMG!!!!
This is the coolest thing ever! And also kind of the weirdest thing ever.
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