That was the worst headline ever and you all should totally be giving the finger to your monitors. Right. Now. I deserve it. But, it’s Friday and it’s a slow news day...
Katy Perry posted this picture to her Twitter account earlier this week, with the caption “I have no self control.”
She didn’t try to explain it, so neither will I. It’s time again for another edition of Famous People and Their Hideous Expensive Clothing. Saturday night, a few music stars who are popular in Japan walked the red carpet at the... Or maybe it’s an irradiated peacock. I’m not sure. Its brilliance is so blinding I have to avert my eyes.
Perry’s Pontifical Pelvis Peacock appeared on the red carpet... In January, when Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy broke up, she announced that she was going to be celibate for a year. Don’t we all say that when relationships go horribly... Waking Up In Vegasby EnvBritney
Ooooh, I am SO EXCITED that she finally made a video for this song.
I didn’t even know that I already knew who Katy Perry was until I heard this song... Happy Easter! What are you doing here, reading this? Shouldn’t you be off, avoiding that creepy spawn of evil, the Easter Bunny, and stuffing yourself with handfuls of jelly beans and... Katy Perry was seen yesterday in New York City. She looks really surprised that the paparazzi were so interested in photographing her yellow teeth. In turn, the paps were shocked when... Good morning and Happy Monday! Did you guys enjoy Evil Beet’s new writer Kelly as much as I did? She had me laughing all weekend and I wished Monday would never come. As a... Miz Perry was rocking some VERY tight pants and a Hello Kitty top at the Brit Awards in London today.
Katy won the Best International Female award, then ran off-stage and puked. Apparently... Katy Perry kissed a boy … and she liked it! (No, seriously, I would never make that joke. But trust me when I say that everyone else will.)
I just wrote about how Paris Hilton was... Can we issue a warrant for the arrest of Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylist? Her Grammy ensemble left me dumb and blind for several minutes.
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