Ah, Kate Upton: blonde bombshell, world famous supermodel, girl-next-door. Is she fat? (Definitely not.) Is she sexy? (Most certainly.) Does she give a shit what your answers are to either...
In what is one of the strangest showbiz developments I’ve heard in a while, apparently P Diddy is dating Sports Illustrated cover girl and all-around sexy model lady Kate Upton. Say... Kate Upton, model on her way to super status, has needed to defend her body since she did her first cover for Sports Illustrated which is effing ridiculous because her body is insane, in... Gosh, this cover is so much better than that awful Vogue Italia shoot that came out a few weeks ago, right? Man. Totally.
In this, a recent interview with Vogue UK, Kate talked about what... Honestly speaking, this is precisely how I like my Kate Upton. Yeah, she’s got tits for days and a body that just won’t quit, but my personal preference is not all made up and... You know, I’m kind of really torn between whether I think Kate Upton’s totally hot, or whether Kate Upton just has a totally hot body. Because she’s gone and scored a... And I know it’s kind of a rare thing, much like magical blue unicorns (and guys, when I was in New Orleans this past weekend, I went into an Urban Outfitters and guess what they had... “It was hard when I was first in the industry and people were like: ‘No, you are fat’. But my body is something that you have to work out and eat healthily for. I’m not... Yeah, I know: this lard-ass again. Jeez. I’m sure so many of you are so sick and tired of looking at her tubby body and fat head, so I’ll make this short and sweet—Kate... That’s a photo of very popular model Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated earlier this year, but what I want to know is how the photographers managed to get a bikini on this cow, AM I... Earlier in the day, we brought you the best, prettiest, most lovely ladies of the 2012 Met Gala, and now, we move on to the really fun part: the worst-dressed list.
In this edition, we... And you better watch it quick, because it’s being pulled down faster than you can say “Terry Richardson messed himself.” Because Terry Richardson probably messed himself...
Kate Upton
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Quotables: Kate Upton Says “Up Yours”
Kate Upton’s Fat Nipples Are Here to Save the Day
Kate Upton: Fatty Fatty Boombalatty
FASHION: The 5 Worst Dressed at the 2012 Met Gala
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