Today in “My, Aren’t We Relatable?” news, Kate Middleton apparently really likes Keeping Up with the Kardashians and started watching it after she heard that Kim...
If you want to put the Queen back in hospital, tell her you’re having a girl rather than a son who can carry on the royal lineage. We don’t know that that’s the case, of... A South African geneticist has nothing better to do with his time, apparently, because he’s managed to put together a composite of what Kate Middleton and Prince William‘s baby... Prince William and Kate – I’m sorry, Catherine – Middleton decided to take a break from the shit weather the UK’s been getting this winter (and, okay, always) and... Hello world!
My name is Bobby and I will be your new celebrity gossip writer as of the beginning of February. I know that you are going to be ruthlessly critical, and I expect nothing less... Awful, right? Pretty damn terrible. Kate Middleton is undeniably a beautiful woman, but this painting (it is a painting, right?) makes her look old, wrinkly, and frankly, dirty. Other... Photographer Alison Jackson is back at it with the spoof photos of the Royal Couple, and this time she envisions what Christmas would be like in Prince William and Duchess Kate‘s... From CNN:
Britain’s Prince William and Catherine Middleton are expecting their first child after 19 months of marriage, the palace announced Monday.
The royal revelation came as... It’s been two whole days since we first saw Kate Middleton, current Important Person and future More Important person, topless. How is the world holding up? You haven’t... So we talked about Kate Middleton’s nudieness earlier today, and French magazine Closer made good on their promise to release the pictures while I napped and tried to sweat out the... Looks like Duchess Kate is about to join the ranks of Prince Harry—in her very own topless scandal! Word on the street has it that French magazine, Closer followed Prince William and... Just look at these finely crafted items up there! They bear such a remarkable resemblance to Kate and Pippa Middleton in their classically gorgeous royal wedding day get-ups, and notice...Is Kate Middleton Having a Daughter?
God Help Kate Middleton and Prince William If Their...
Kate Middleton Bikini Photos Going To Press: So What?
Everyone is Pregnant!!!
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What the Royal Couple Would Look Like This Christmas...
There’s a Royal Baby on the Way!
There Might Be Photos of William and Kate Having Sex...
Well That Was Fast.
So I Guess There’s Kate Middleton Nudes Out...
Because Who Wouldn’t Want Some Middleton Dolls?!