In news that makes me want to open a vein, Kanye West is allegedly angling for a judges position on this upcoming season of American Idol. Dear God in Live Television Hell. From TMZ:...
Remember that Kanye song called “Theraflu” that had that little part about how he fell in love with Kim Kardashian when she fell in love with Kris Humphries, and how he could... “I mean … if that man feel like she perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye. You know how it is? One man’s... Because who needs birth control when you’ve got a soulmate, right?
From In Touch via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian’s red-hot romance with Kanye West is moving so fast, she’s already... Why, you’re wondering? What grand gesture has Kanye come up with this time to showcase and highlight just how jealous we should be of Kim Kardashian, since she’s the one... Here’s a fun little rumor! Kanye apparently wants his lady love, Kim Kardashian to return to her old stomping grounds, which, of course, is the land of homemade porn. And I’ll... Creepy Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, beater of pregnant women, and all around great guy, went on a vacation recently. I’m sure he did a lot of really neat things, but the... I’m so torn about about Kimye anymore, you guys. At first, I thought that they were a match made in heaven, that they could spend the rest of their lives being completely absurd... Oh man, this is just like that time that The Rock went to Splash Mountain last year and had his picture taken on a ride, which is awesome, because that was one of my very favorite times.
As... “I am flawed as a human being. I am flawed as a person. As a man, I am flawed. BUT MY MUSIC IS PERFECT! This is the best that you’re gonna get in this lifetime, ladies and... Who’s surprised? Anyone? I didn’t think so.
Here is something that Kanye bought for Kim Kardashian:
Yep, it’s a big ol’ skull made of gold, and it costs around... Do you see that situation happening on top of Kim Kardashian‘s head right there? That’s supposed to be her real hair. No extensions. You can also see that Kim’s makeup...Kim Kardashian Was in Kanye’s...
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