The real question is who isn’t he f**king? Jude has been linked to Lindsay Lohan (gross), Natalie Portman (way too good for him) and now Courtney Love’s yoga instructor...
Halle Berry claims she’s never had plastic surgery. [Bossip]
Gold is the new rehab. [INO]
Solange Knowles tells her husband … eh … Lisa beat me to it. [A Socialite’s... Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay. Where would we be without you? I know things are rough for you, what with you father being released from prison in, like, two hours, but do you really have to take... Uh-oh. Looks like Nicole Richie’s going to jail for this latest DUI. And just when Joel Madden was getting laid for the first time in three years… [TMZ]
Britney’s new... Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail]
TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century... Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh’s hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham.
A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet... HELLO SEPTEMBER 12.
I love you.
I think our nation’s club owners have figured out that turning away Paris Hilton is a surefire way to get their club’s name in all the papers...
Jude Law
Late-Night Links
Lindsay Lohan is Eating All the Leftovers
Late-Night Links (Back in Late Night)
Let’s Link this Through
Lunch Break Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know...
Happy Morning! It Doesn’t Have to be September...